So there's this Meatball and a plate of Spaghetti
sharing a small brownstone apartment...
"DON'T LIGHT THAT MATCH..."

Grateful for watching her baby, the boy's sexy neighbor brings over a bean & broccoli casserole which is then devoured by Meatball. Soon the rumbling starts, and Spaghetti suspects their friendship is about to be tested. Don't Light That MATCH... Meatball rambles on about his bowels "not feeling right" -his face contorts, and he launches one giant air biscuit. Spaghetti's nose hairs burst into flames and crumble to ash. "Well, I won't have to trim those", Spaghetti says. Before he can finish his apology, Meatball drops another loud beast! Spaghetti watches in horror as the wallpaper of their apartment starts to peel from the humidity! Spaghetti says: "You are raping my NOSE!" "It's the beer talking!" Meatball wails, followed by ANOTHER huge egg macwhiff. In the corner of the room, 1 onion, 2 rats and 3 cockaroaches pack their bags and leave the room thru a small crack in the wall. ("DISGUSTING"! one of them shouts.) Plants droop, a cat buries himself in his own poop, and a smoke alarm goes off. On television, a newsman's face starts to melt aka "Raiders of The Lost Ark". Spaghetti is posed with a hammer and a large cork just as he notices Meatball's gas has reached the oven pilot light ---too late! A green mushroom cloud obliterates the apartment. When the smoke clears, Spaghetti and Meatball are atop the free-standing fire escape. Meatball is holding the casserole dish and asks Spaghetti if he wants the last bite. Fade out.

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