Spaghetti & Meatball experience an unusually perfect day at the ballpark. It's "Free Cigar & Babe Ruth Bobblehead Day" and their tickets include free parking. An usher gives Meatball complimentary coupons for spicy pork rinds and beer. During the game, Meatball catches 5 fly-balls that are already autographed! Spaghetti can't get over all of this, genuinely impressed with his buddy's connections and good fortune. The home team has used up all their pitchers, so they ask Meatball (who is caught on camera by the giant screen) to take the mound. Not only does Meatball win the game, he breaks a few pitching records in the process. Meatball is carried off the field in a triumphant parade while fighter jets and fireworks appear in the sky. Just then a baseball knocks him off the shoulders of his teammates-- when he awakes, Meatball is back in the bedroom. A snotty-nosed kid enters thru a broken window and asks: "Hey Mister, can we have our ball back?" Meatball notices the time- ("Hey, the game's on!"). Pulling up his TV tray full of pork rinds, he adjusts the coat hanger-antennae on his small black and white television, and settles in to enjoy his perfect day .....